a very bored and brainfried shawna at work

If I were a month I would be: september
If I were a day of the week I would be: friday
If I were a time of day I would be: dinnertime
If I were a planet I would be: pluto (the non-existent one)
If I were a sea animal I would be: dory(as in dory in finding nemo:) )
If I were a direction I would be: north-north-east
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: ikea's kid plastic chair
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: obiwan kenobi
If I were a liquid I would be: milo
If I were a stone, I would be: purple amethyst
If I were a tree, I would be: cherry blossom
If I were a bird, I would be: sunbird
If I were a tool, I would be: electric beater (counts right)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: purple lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: windy autumn
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: angel
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: saxaphone
If I were a color, I would be: purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: pensive
If I were a vegetable, I would be: lady's finger
If I were a sound, I would be: water swishing
If I were an element, I would be: silver
If I were a car, I would be: jaguar
If I were a song, I would be: way back into love
If I were a book, I would be written by: cecelia ahern
If I were a food, I would be: sambal stingray
If I were a place, I would be: japan
If I were a material, I would be: steel
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: musk
If I were a religion, I would be: christian
If I were a word, I would be: serendipity
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: smiling with eyes closed(not deliberately)
If I were a subject in school I would be: geography
If I were a cartoon character I would be: blossom(of the powerpuff girls)
If I were a shape I would be a/an: star
If I were a number I would be: 7